Vampires can fly, thus limiting their need for SUVs and LearJets. Werewolves only eat raw, unprocessed food. Humans leave the lights on in their apartments and McMansions.Ĥ. Zombies live in groups, conserving electricity. How many solar panels are on your house?ģ. Werewolves are the first species to hone lunar energy. Humans drink bottled water, often poured into Styrofoam cups.Ģ. Vampires drink blood and are anything but wasteful. Together, these “monsters” are a force to be reckoned with.ĭon’t believe it? Consider these eleven key points:ġ. ‘Eco-vampire’ Ian Somerhalder works as the liason between the EPA and Hollywood. The Abominable Snow man is press secretary. The Loch Ness Monster serves as both mascot and treasurer of the organization.
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(Conspiracy Alert: The human EPA is merely a cover!) This secret cabal meets on every other full moon at midnight in a windmill-powered organic chocolate factory in Zurich, Switzerland to discuss policy pertaining to us planet-harming mortals. Need more evidence? You’ve heard of the EPA, right? Well, high-ranking officers including Dracula, Teen Wolf, and Frankenstein head up the leadership of the Environmental Paranormal Agency, a top-secret government branch sanctioned the United Nations, which works with military and PR support from Interpol and PETA. Say what you will about munching on brains, at least seagulls don’t often choke on grey matter wrappers at the beach. “ How can that be beneficial for anything?” Well, havoc-wreaking comes in many forms. Is it plausible? Could that actually have happened? I really couldn’t tell you one way or another.Did you know that vampires, werewolves, zombies, and most other ‘monsters’ are naturally eco-friendly? “ But monsters eat people, haunt things, and generally wreak havoc,” you say. decided that we were going to take and use that. I would like to believe there’s truth in what he said. The Hollywood Reporter: Was Chuck Barris a CIA Assassin? "There's a Possibility," 'Dangerous Mind' Producer Says - "Do I think Chuck was a CIA assassin? As Chuck would say, I can neither confirm nor deny that. His ability to sense danger was not lost on his fellow soldiers, and the power of his intuitive capabilities spread throughout his military unit." Fifty years ago in Vietnam, Joe McMoneagle used his sixth sense to avoid stepping on booby traps, falling into punji pits, and walking into Viet Cong ambushes. Military Believes People Have a Sixth Sense - "Over decades, wars change location and weapons design evolves, while man’s perceptual capacities remain relatively close to what they have been for thousands of years. So what prompted our government to take interest in these phenomena?" In fact, millions of dollars have been spent over several decades to find out if such human capabilities actually exist.
government hasn’t always been so quick to dismiss the idea. From Tom’s Reading ListĬBS News: The secret history of the US government's "psychic arms race" - "Skeptics may scoff at the existence of extrasensory perception, or ESP, and other paranormal powers, but the U.S. Gail Hayssen, psychic and former participant in research programs in precognition and clairvoyance. President and CEO of electrodynamics firm EarthTech International. Government’s Investigation Into Extrasensory Perception and Psychokinesis.” Also author of " The Pentagon's Brain, " Area 51" and " Operation Paperclip." ( Puthoff, physicist and and former program director of the Stanford Research Institute, where he lead programs conducting remote-viewing research for the Department of Defense and US Intelligence agencies. Author of the new book, “ Phenomena: The Secret History of the U.S. Tom Ashbrook GuestsĪnnie Jacobsen, author, journalist and historian. This hour On Point, the psychic soldiers of the USA. A new book tells the story – and brings it right up to date. Mental telepathy, clairvoyance, precognition, remote viewing.
They invested richly in research into extrasensory perception and psychokinesis. Your CIA, your Defense Department, wanted to understand the paranormal. Science fiction got a run for its money from the US Government for decades of the Cold War and beyond. Mitchell, Apollo 14 Lunar Module pilot, moves across the lunar surface as he looks over a traverse map during extravehicular activity (EVA). Facebook Email This article is more than 6 years old.Ī new book tells the secret history of the federal government’s long investigation into mental telepathy, clairvoyance, precognition – for defense.
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